I need the best joke you got?

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My friends dad is like, the master of jokes. He knows all of them! So I need YOUR best jokes. I love blonde jokes and jokes when someone dies, goes to heaven, and something misfortune happens.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
your mom

Why did the girl drop the lolipop?
Because she got hit by a bus!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
getting burned alive
 
how about:
Yo momma so fat that when she got into the ocean all of the whales started singing " We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
 
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