I need some GOOD one-liner BURNS!! I have this idiot apt.neighbor who told me he had

Tony F

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fantasies of violence tow? ards me because my girlfriend at the time and I were laughing it up. So I called the cops on him for having telling me he had the fantasies of violence towards him (no arrest was made). Now, everytime I see him sitting in the apartment complex lobby where there are plush chairs, he gets up like a baby and storms up the stairs to his room (whenever i enter the room); trying to make some kind of point. He's not that attractive, hasn't gotten any in a while and looks like an ugly version of Bob Dylan. Please help me with some lines for when he storms out of the room like a baby while he's walking away!!
 
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