I need some good jokes or riddles!?

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There's two muffins in an oven. On muffin says "Omg! We're in an oven!" The other muffin says "Omg! A talking muffin!"
 
There's two muffins in an oven. On muffin says "Omg! We're in an oven!" The other muffin says "Omg! A talking muffin!"
 
I have a few riddles for you:

1. On July 4th, 1976, the usa celebrated the bicentennial. What day of the week was it?
Sunday.

2. Is there a Friday the 13th every year?
There is at least 1 Friday the 13th every year.

3. Polygon's Restaurant has square tables that seat one person on each side. If they needed to seat 19 people at one big table, how many tables will be needed to push together?
nine

I hope you enjoy these! I certainly couldn't get these right of the bat.
Savvy~
 
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls 911. He says to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, lets make sure he's dead." ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
 
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls 911. He says to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, lets make sure he's dead." ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
 
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