I need more jokes like these?

[Barrett the Codfish]

Why is it that when you deliver stuff in a car its called shipment but when you deliver stuff on a ship its called cargo?
Why is it that they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?

I need some more jokes like that. I got a lot but have run out lol

 

[Ibanezdude]

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If the black box is the only thing not destroyed in a plane crash, why not make the whole plane out of it?

If quizzes are quizzical then aren't tests test*cal?

How can a house go up in flames while it's burning down?

 

[backrib]

You drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway.

 

[grr_i_roar_like_a_lion]

Why is it you drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why can your nose run and your feet smell?

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don’t fing and grocers don’t groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn’t the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn’t it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

You can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can’t turn a light in.

 

[Brandy]

So like an oxymoron?

Why is that you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[The Saint]

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?


Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do thay call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce...!