3 Women are waiting at the doctors office. They are all pregnant and wanting to know the gender of their babies The doctor sees them all at once. He asks the first lady, "Who was on top?" She answere "he was" "congradulations, its a boy!" he told her. he asked the second lady the same question. "I was" she said " "then its a girl". By now the third lady starts crying her eyes out. "whats wrong ma'am?" the doctor asks. The lady looks at him a chokes out "i'm having puppies!"
A man sits down at the bar and notices that the man sitting next to him has an aufully small head. After a while of staring he asks him whats wrong. The mas looks at him and begins to explain.
"i was on the beach when i found this rather old looking lamp. I was exciting by my new treasure so i cleaned it in a hurry. A beautiful genie popped out to grant me three wishes. I wished for money, a new house and...."
The man grew silent for a few minutes.
"and what, come on man..."
"ok, The genie told me that she could not have sex, so instead i asked for a little head"
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads "make my bull laugh and you will win $50.00" so the man decides to try his luck. He walks into the room and after a short while walks out. As the door is open you can hear the bull laughing. The bar tender tells the man "you just got lucky mister" as he hands him his reword.
The next day the man returns to the bar. This time the sign reads :make my bull cry and you will $100.00" The man sighs and heads for the room. After a short while he comes out and you can hear the bull crying his soul out. "ok mister" the bar tender begins "how did you get so lucky two days in a row?" The man replies"Well yesterday i told your bull that i had a bigger penis than him, Today i showed him"
This is just a few of the jokes i know, if you want more you can email me ok?
