i need insults!

[Jupiter Mission:]

you're canadian.

ha ha

 

[Spike3689]

The royal canadian kilted yaksmen kick-ass.

 

[ThePianistt]

That's right, and they look real cute when they're all fancied up in their leather boots and whipping their riding crops and bouncing around on their horses.

Sounds rather kinky actually.

 

[*§ilen†Prå¥er]

You are a dirty jew

 

[MDwannabe]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face book

 

[reddevilbloodymary]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face book

good insult.

 

[mackiegirl12]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face book

Only sophomores in high school would come up with these.

 

[JTM]

HA HAHA HA IM a sopomore in High............. Oh wait, u read my face book lolz!

 

[XxXchangingsoulXxX]

my best one, right now, is:

" your like a 6 pack of beer, without the plastic thingy holding it together "

That doesn't even qualify as an insult.

In fact, it's insulting you even thought it was.

 

[michael405419]

yo mommas so fat, she don't need the internet, shes already world wide.
yo mommas so fast, when she drove to KFC and the guy asked her what size buckets she wants, she said The one on the roof!
I saw yo momma bangin on a dumpster one day so i asked her what she was doing and she said "my kids locked me out"
When yo momma steps on the scale it says "good game"
the last time to momma saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mommas so poor she does drive by's off the bus.

If u like these add my face

Whatever.:whistling