I need a quick joke/chirp/diss for the brown noser/teachers pet?

[Eric K]

some girl sitting in the front row wont stop asking questions. i need a good chirp to say out loud in class!

 

[longarzz]

why be a bully, you are a moron

 

[magic sword]

empty vessels make the most noise

 

[Nick F]

Just tell her straight....After we graduate, when you pull up in your Benzo to MY drivethru window....your fries will be cold....and no free dips!!



That'll show her!