I need a period joke to tell my mom when i tell her i got my period.?

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Jill

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so... what is a good joke i can tell my mom when i go to tell her i got my period? im modest so im gonna say something to make it not AS awkward.

thanks a bunch everyone and 5 stars to the best joke.

by the way i need it ASAP cause i gotta tell my mom soooon cuz it was tuesday and wednesday and i didnt even know it was my period til tuesday night after i had been reasearching why i had BROWN discharge (never new 1st periods could be brown), then i didnt get the nerve to tell her wednesday and it stopped wednesday night (i didnt know 1st ones could be light and only last 2 days either)....so ya ive waited way too long i think i need a joke ASAP

sorry for the details but ya you know...oh well
thanks again everyone!!! :D
 
Try searching for period jokes. But I have one

So a girl had her first period last month, and now, it's her time again. She goes to the bathroom and she sees a red substance flowing into the toilet.
She tells her mom "MOM! THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY PRIVATE"
Her mother replies "Oh, no, it's your period. Remember the thing that happened last month with the cramps and red stuff?"
So the girl replies, "AGAIN!?"
 
is this your first period?

well here are some:

mom, i got my periodic table of elements. (periodic like every month and it has the word period and elements like the brown red and all the gooey stuuf)

mom, i added a new fashion look to my underwear. it was white, but then it became red..


lol... everymonth i get them, i tell my mom periodic table of elements or it was red. she understands
 
well this will only work if you are black. and im not racist this is just a very funny joke i think.

What do black women and hockey players have in common?

They both change their pads after 3 periods!

:)

Like i said. Im not racist. Its just funny.
 
Feelin` Menstru-riffic!

-or-

"Don't mind me, I'll just sit here and hate myself and drown in blood and be in pain for a whole week!"

or you could do what my sister did.
take a bloody piece of toilet paper
and show it too her lawls!
kinda gross though lol
 
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