I need a laugh. Anyone got jokes or stories or somethin?

[Marlins4life05]

Anyone have any stories that are funny that they would like to share
HA i see some funny ones but my favorite so far is the "Why is it that married men gain weight." Ha classic

 

[Billary]

In honor of Michael Jackson, may he RIP.

Why did Michael Jackson shop at Kmart?














Boys pants were half off

 

[pankyshanky]

Only married men gain weight..

why?

Bachelors go to fridge, see nothing interesting and go to bed...

Married men go to bed see nothing interesting and go to fridge...

 

[ruban]

Mr.Bean got an invitation for party, they told u must put BROWN TIE only. Mr.Bean went to party, he was shocked. Others r wearing pants and shirts also..

 

[Juan]

why is micheal jackson the same as a plastic bag


1.they're both made of plastic and are dangerous to kids

 

[Climbin.metal]

A man walks into a bar and orders five shots. As he's swallowing them, the bartender says, "So, what's the reason for ordering five shots?" The man replies, "I just had my first blowjob."

Bartender looks at him and says, "well that's great! let me buy you another shot" and the man replies, " thanks anyway, but if five shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt six will."