i need a humerus limerick for English. It must be original- not copied from

[Aadil]

somewhere? it has to be 10 lines. PLZ im a bit desperate. 10 points for the best answer.
i meant 2 limericks 5 lines each that go together.

 

[Seafret1412]

You needed a poem for school,
your writers block was not to cool.
A note of why to your brain,
which you tried to explain
Was ignored leaving you like a fool.
Then suddenly along came a flash
Inspiration was making you dash
To the drawer for a pen
And your paper again
For this poem which you made in a hash!!

 

[kbcying]

Jack & Jill went to the shops to fetch some bread & butter, Jack punched Jill then kicked her twice & left her in the gutter!....

 

[Sadie]

arty farty had a party,
and all the farts were there,
tooty fruity,
did a beauty,
and they all went out for air.

 

[robert d]

Not sure that I know any limericks based on an upper limb bone.

 

[Sue]

I think a Limerick only has 5 lines.