I need a good insulting rant.?

Mr. S

New member
usually im quite good at this but i recently got into an argument with someone i was drunk and completely lost for words. i need the best insult ever. about 2 paragraphs long please. his name is Zen Pryzitocki, i believe he is croatian, he lives in wiltshire, i live in gloucester, he is one of those kids that are a, ill use the term bully, he doesn't bully me and im not even certain he does, but hes just one of those people you know? hes a cocky arrogant sod that needs to be taken down a peg. i will be really grateful for this, let me know if you need any more information. don't be afraid to stay away from the "low blow area" it needs to be funny and serious in parts. thanks in advance.
 
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