like "the reason why the Kanye west incident is dying down is because Taylor Swift is not saying anything on the subject...probably because Kanye still has her microphone"
Kanye West's haircut isn't actually a haircut at all. It is the result of doctors trying to piece his scalp and skull back together like a jigsaw puzzle after Kanye had tried to interrupt Chuck Norris...which resulted in a roundhouse kick to the skull.
Patrick Swayze's Funeral was held at Central Park earlier this afternoon. Officials say they saw Kanye West run onstage and say "I am gonna let yall finish, but I'd like to say that Michael Jackson's Funeral was the best of all time!"
when you see anyone making a public speech just butt in and say "im sorry (name) imma let you finish, but (name) had one of the best (anything) of all time