I need a funny/hard riddle! Got any?

You stand at a fork in the road. Next to each of the two forks, there stands a guard. You know the following things: 1. One path leads to Paradise, the other to Death. From where you stand, you cannot distinguish between the two paths. Worse, once you start down a path, you cannot turn back. 2. One of the two guards always tells the truth. The other guard always lies. Unfortunately, it is impossible for you to distinguish between the two guards.
You have permission to ask one guard one question to ascertain which path leads to Paradise. Remember that you do not know which guard you're asking -- the truth-teller or the liar -- and that this single question determines whether you live or die. The question is: What one question asked of one guard guarantees that you are led onto the path to Paradise, regardless of which guard you happen to ask?

Solution: If I asked the other guard, which door would he indicate
leads to Paradise?" Take the door opposite to what's indicated!
Regardless of whom you ask, they'll point to the wrong door.
 
Sorry if these suck hahah!!

1) A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

2) A man runs from his home and after a short distance, he turns left. He then runs that a short distance again and turns left again. He then runs for a short distance a third time, and turns left again. When he gets back home, he is met by two masked men. Who are they?

3) How far can a dog run into a forest?

4) A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

5) Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.

ANSWERS!
1) He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
2) The masked men are the catcher and the umpire. The man is playing baseball.
3) The answer is not, "As far as he wants to." The dog can only run halfway; after that point he is running out of the forest.
4) The horse's name is Friday.
5) e, n, t. they are the first letters of the numbers one to ten.

Hope you like at least a couple of these ;)
 
Um...
A plane crashed between Canada and the United States of America half of the plane landed in Canada and the other in the United States of America where the heck would they bury all the survivors?

You don't bury survivors.
 
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