I need a few more lines for my poem to Santa....any help would be greatly appreciated?

[Yidiot (giddy)]

Dear Santa

I am looking forward to your visit this season
But first some rules I’m sure you’ll find within reason
I have just made the last payment on my new roof
There is not any damage from sleigh rail or hoof
So land your shingle tearing rig out in the yard
Or meet the darker side of this gun totting bard
There will be two cookies left for you on a plate
The ones in the pantry had better not been ate
I don’t drink milk so I hope water will be fine
I have marked all the whiskey bottles with a line
Leave my presents then gone, do not loiter or nap
Oh, and please bring a baggie for any reindeer crap

 

[livn4themin]

Lines of cocaine maybe - otherwise the poem is just fine. I think and like it the way it is.

 

[Kirby-80's headband time]

Read and enjoyed. I think it's fine the way it is.