I met a shockingly stupid person today

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JBCleere

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So today while I was on my lunch break at work I was sitting outside on the picnic table that I park my bike next to. While I was eating some guy walked up to my bike and stared at it for 5 minutes at least. We then proceeded to have a conversation..here's how it went.

H=him
M=me

h-that's one beautiful machine right there!
m-you and I both know it man
h-too bad it isn't a track bike..
m-what?
h-it's a nice bike but ducati's are no track bikes
m-why do you say that?
h-everybody knows that ducati doesn't make track bikes..they are "show bikes".
m-do you know who Casey Stoner or Nicky Hayden are?
h-ya they are some of the most talented riders in the world why?
m-do you realize what you just said?
h-what did I just say?
m-You said Ducati doesn't make track bikes but Casey Stoner and Nicky Hayden are some of the best riders out there..do you know what kind of bikes they ride?
h-well Stoner rides a yamaha and nicky rides a ninja.
m- No...they ride Ducati's
h-That's impossible, Ducati doesn't even make track bikes..in fact they just started up not too long ago.
m-*shows him picture of Nicky Hayden on his Duc in my phone*
h-That's strange..that must be a new thing he's doing.
m-no.................ducati is pretty much on top of the track bike world ride now...
h-you don't sound like you know what you're talking about..no offense.
m-LOL none taken...I must be wrong because it's not like some of the fastest cars in the world came from Italy either...I'll see you around..good luck on the track with your Ninja.
h-I don't have a bike..I just read up on Moto GP a lot.
m-That explains a lot...good luck with that *gets up and leaves*

At first I didn't think this guy was serious...but he was dead ass serious...he didn't smile once and even got offended when I started to laugh...some people are shockingly stupid!!!!!!! I STILL can't believe he said some of those things

Anyone else met some shockingly stupid people in your travels? Please share
 
Yeah my friends dad is like that, actually he has to be worse. Anything he watches on the discovery channel, or reads in a magazine officially makes him an expert. Problem is he takes direct quotes from this mags, then when you ask him to explain a term, or idea, he just gives you a blank look.

Last week he kept argueing with me that my 1098 has a displacement of 850cc, and that it is impossible for my bike to have 140 hp. He also told me that there is no such thing as cf wheels . We think he might be suffering from sort of mental illness.

He made claims that he invented long hair, yes LONG HAIR, when everyone rolled their eyes he quickly changed his story to he introduced long hair to Quebec, while he worked at a shoe store. Apparently he was soooo popular as a shoe salesman, that groupies would wait outside the store early in the morning holding signs up. He actually made the claim that he was more recognized then the Beatles, and that the shoe store would drive him to work in a limo. Now thats F!@#$ed up.
 
Wilkson,

Ahhhh, no. Maybe that's what your dad told ya', but I can assure you, that's not true, 'cause I invented long hair.

I hold the patent to it. I receive .3 cents for every male who grows their hair past shoulder length. I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but it adds up. It's how I pay for all my Ducatis.

Elton
 
well that maybe be true that you hold the patent, but that does not mean that you invented long hair, having recently consulted with my friends father, he assures me that he was the original inventor of long hair, along with the question mark, toe nails, and vegetarianism.
 
I had a customer who is from Canadia and he was offfered to be sole supplier of velcro to Canadia but he thought it was a stupid idea so passed on it........well thats what he told me.
 
Could be my friends dad, sounds like something he would say. Let me ask him, he might have invented velcro, you never know, after he left the shoe store, Im sure he had a long fulfilling career at NASA
 
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