I love this joke!!!! What do you think?

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White Karma

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an old deaf woman walks into a fish market and says to the guy behind the counter, "fuwave pownsh oh macacl"

he says, "what?"
she repeats...

he says "WHAT"

the old deaf woman reaches into her pants and into her granny panties and says SNIFF

The man yells " HOLY MACROL!"

Deaf woman says, FWIVE POUNDS!
PCFIL B7RFLY hahah good one!!! this joke is so much funnier when acting it out LOL
 
LMAO Hadn't heard of that one, I just put my back out laughing at this

I have one for you.

There is a chap at the bar with a beer in his hand and every now and then he pours a little beer on his free hand. After a couple of beers later another patron who had been watching this approached the chap and inquired, "I have been watching you with interest, but why on earth are you tipping beer in your hand? The man turns around and says, 'ssh, I'm getting my date drunk'.
 
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