I love my iPhone

But iPhone users spend a fuck of a lot more time fucking with their awkward ass phone.

Two of my friends tried to make the switch from Treos to the iPhone and both went back because they spent far too much time tried to send e-mails and texts through a fancy touch screen.
 
Then they are fucking retarded. You can miss every letter in a paragraph and it will auto correct almost every word.
 
I got so jealous when I was in line at Starbucks the other day because this kid was totally watching a show in WIDESCREEN. I glanced down at my mediocre screen only to see smunched up 4:3 version of yesterdays NFL highlights on wap.espn.com before I muttered to myself how useless of a human being I am and snapped my aging flip phone shut.
 
there is a twitter app, i don't use it but it probably sucks at this point. there's a couple AIM apps, i use sendsong which lets you send songs from the ipod section to ringtones or to an email address, i also use the terminal app and the one that lets you re-order the application icons.
 
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