I lost the keys to my Jeep?

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Way

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yes..very easy.

what you want to do is take out your balls russell...rub them in a ciricular pattern on the lock on your driver side door.

when the lock pops open slap your cock off the mirror 3 times and one more for good luck.

a new key should fall out of the muffler for you after these steps.

good luck.
 
Well sadly i've lost my keys to my 98 wrangler and i just cant find them, and i need to find a way on how to get a new key or switch out the locks for my ignition,doors, and back hatch now here is my problem i've already been to the dealership and had them cut out a key for me and it didn't work so any advice or answers would be very helpful on what i could do.
I called one locksmith and he said he couldnt is he just incompitent?
 
you dont want to change all those locks, why dont you call a lock smith. they can make you a key.
They me a key once by putting a blank key in the door. jiggle it. pull it out, file a little and repeat. He made the key in about 5 min. just a blank and file.
And for future reference, I always tie a spare key with some stainless steel wire and tie it to my frame then stick it into a hole in the frame to protect it.
I have used it several times when it locked my keys in my car or did not have them with me.
 
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