I looked up EPIC FAIL in the dictionary today and there, in all its glory, was a
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Whew! I thought it was me.
Let's put the FUN back in Fundamentalism. Repent or burn in hell forever!
Earlier this week I was trapped in a can of Primordial Soup (TM). Thank GOD that some kid went to Wallyworld (TM), bought the can, took it home and opened it and I was able to evolve into a million microbes and climb out then we decided to get together and be a furry fish with three legs and a tail but then I said, "Hey I'm almost a monkey anyway so why not loose the gills and climb a tree?" So I did that and then recently I randomly evolved into a homo sapien for no reason and now I'm stuck in this dead end office job. It's a living HELL worse than the Primordial Soup (TM) can. Heck, it's worse than the Dilbert comic strip. What happens if I die without Jesus will things get even worse? Save me, Lord! This half evolved monkeyman needs you!
Let's put the FUN back in Fundamentalism. Repent or burn in hell forever!
Earlier this week I was trapped in a can of Primordial Soup (TM). Thank GOD that some kid went to Wallyworld (TM), bought the can, took it home and opened it and I was able to evolve into a million microbes and climb out then we decided to get together and be a furry fish with three legs and a tail but then I said, "Hey I'm almost a monkey anyway so why not loose the gills and climb a tree?" So I did that and then recently I randomly evolved into a homo sapien for no reason and now I'm stuck in this dead end office job. It's a living HELL worse than the Primordial Soup (TM) can. Heck, it's worse than the Dilbert comic strip. What happens if I die without Jesus will things get even worse? Save me, Lord! This half evolved monkeyman needs you!
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Right next to the full 2000 page text of the healthcare bill?
