I LOATHE moving.

You have NO idea. Seriously. The last time when I moved across the street(in Feb.), the guy that was moving INTO my apt. was helping me move my shit out. He brought with him, his sexy younger brother and two of his friends. This was the first time I'd met any of them.

They picked up my bed, and out came the kinkiest porn I own, along with my "back massager" Everything stopped for a minute while they had a nice long look at the cover. One of them gasped, another one chuckled. One of them said, "Just look ahead, keep moving." I was standing right there. I was fukcing MORTIFIED. This kinda shit ALWAYS happens to me. roffles

TWICE, I've been caught rubbing one out by strangers. Funny stories.



Well, I got a nice $700 two bedroom apt. downtown thinking that my best friend was moving in with me. She aquired a fucking asshole boyfriend, and is staying with him. I'm being evicted because I can't afford $700 alone.
So I'm moving to a two bedroom in the ghetto for $450/mo. I'll be next to my sister and my neice, which will be really nice. :D
 
Try moving across the world. My moms buisness will only let us bring our clothes and video games and computer nothing much. We have to put most our shit in storage until we come back. Like all of our furniture and shit.
 
Ok. I moved to Germany when I was 17. By myself!I packed half my shit into this massive 3ft box. It weighed almost 100lbs. They rest of my shit was in my suitcase, which weighed about 30 pounds more.

When I went through customs, I got really nervous for no reason. I was just imagining what COULD be in there.

It was one of the most shitty moves I've ever experienced.
 
One of the worst things about moving is having to finally dust all of the knickknacks that had previously been sitting quite comfortably in their own little nests of house moss. And contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as too many curios. Each represents a memory, hobby or souvenir. Like favorite books, they change a house into a home.

Good luck with the move. May your privates remain private (at least from the movers).
 
I actually keep my knickknacks very well dusted. I used to have lots of glass figurines and stuff, but those were left behind in my move from Houston to Colorado. I had to leave two boxes because they wouldnt fit in the vehicle. I had a LOT of really badass dragons and wizards, over a hundred VHS (INCLUDING the original Unico movies), the required reading from middle school English class, my sketchpads!!! The sketchpads from my angst ridden teenage years. Sigh. I would pay to see those again.

Yes, lets hope that they remain private this time. My sister and bro-in-law are helping me move. I don't care if they find something... they know I'm a freak. Shrug. =
 
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