cook soul food & listen to bachata? So if I meet a white girl, I can be like, "Oh! I have some pictures of me and my St. Bernard outside this Panic at the Disco! concert on my iPhone [all things white girls love]. Wanna see them?"
And if I meet a black girl, I could be like, "You know, Kanye West is really an underappreciated music artist... by the way, I bought two season tickets to the Houston Rockets... and... wanna go see them beat Dwayne Wade and LeBron??"
And if I meet a Latina girl, I could be like, "You know, shows like 'Border Wars' on National Geographic channel disgust me. It's tawdry exploitation of hardworking immigrants! I'm going to a pro-legalization rally on Saturday, too!"
Am I missing something?
And if I meet a black girl, I could be like, "You know, Kanye West is really an underappreciated music artist... by the way, I bought two season tickets to the Houston Rockets... and... wanna go see them beat Dwayne Wade and LeBron??"
And if I meet a Latina girl, I could be like, "You know, shows like 'Border Wars' on National Geographic channel disgust me. It's tawdry exploitation of hardworking immigrants! I'm going to a pro-legalization rally on Saturday, too!"
Am I missing something?