I Just Got Hit In The Balls With A Slap Shot

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steve85249

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yeah the title says it all, but now for the rest of the story.

As some of you know i play hockey for my college, and tonight we went out to UConn, to play thier club team. they're number one in our conference we're number 2 so i was going all out because if we won we would have leap frogged them to first.
So in the second period, I we were in our own zone trying to clear the puck, they managed to stop our break out and my goalie called screen, to me, and i couldn't get out of the way so i dropped to my knees to take away a low shot and let the goalie see the shot....MI-FUCKING-STAKE, litterally made a be line straight to my hog, and i got a tippy through my cup, never in my life have i been in so much pain, my right ball still feels like it's in my stomach 3 hours later. i could barely sit down on the bus ride home made worse by the fact we lost.
so yeah basicly i'm on my crouch in the fetal position crying, wondering if i'll ever had kids.

good news is i finished the game missing only one shift.
 
Wow that sucks. I learned form sparring that cups only help some. I usually don't bother wearing them and just keep my guard. They are constricting. But holy shit, man, that blows.
 
Damn man, that sucks. I play a little recreational hockey (with full equipment), and I'm sure I've taken one glancing blow off the cup. It didn't hurt me at all, as it was quite a sharp angle, but it made me think about how it might have felt if it came straight on.

However, I still block any shot I possibly can. I'm just instinctively defensive, I guess.
 
If I need to wear a cup in order to do an activity, I won't do that activity. My balls are precious and will be treated as so. I will never put them in danger like that.

Hope your balls eventually drop from your stomach.:thumbsup:
 
I'm pretty sure every guy is instinctively defensive over their jewel pouch. I am. A ball could be flying at me and if it's anywhere near my cock then you know damn well I'm covering that shit up.

Feel better, buddy. That shit sucks.

Since, he told his story, I have one. I was skateboarding. And I was skating on a 4 set of stairs and I went to varial flip (board does a 180 and flips at the same time) and when I did it, my foot hit it and it came up right between my nuts. Ouch...but not the end of it. I was still in the air and I came down on the concrete, the tail end slammed on the concrete, still vertical, and the other side demolished my nads and my gooch. Also, my board broke but I wasn't to worried about that.

Thankfully, that was when I was still learing. Now I can prevent that.
 
Since we're now sharing ball smash stories, my earliest memory of getting my balls smashed was when I was learning to ride a bike. We had this hill in front of our housing block (army base ftw) and I would use it to get going since I hadn't quite figured out the standing start thing yet. However there was a drain grate hidden amongst the grass.
Needless to say, kiddie bike tires jam up surprisingly well in the slots of the grate. The bike stopped and I didn't. Handlebar met nutsack and I had a justified fear of driving over grating for a while after that.
 
Didn't happen to me, but it hurt to read:

It was from an issue of Skateboard Mag, Anatomy of A Skater section. Apparently the guy ruptured his left nut squishing it on a rail. I believe that fits the very definition of FUCKING OW.
 
True story.

When I was 15, I played rec league baseball. I think I was playing first base. Anyway, the dude at the plate hits a shot of a line drive, straight toward the shortstop. Hits him right in the nuts.

The ball was going so fast, it CRACKED HIS FUCKING CUP. I mean, it literally put a huge ass crack in the cup. He wasn't feeling so well after that.
 
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