I hope you have a motorcycle accident...

Something like that happend to me when I was taking my bike to get petrol. But I got off my bike at the station and waited for the fucker to come back while taunting him. He never came back.
 
Uber,

Your story reminds me of one fucking fat cunt, that really pissed me off. Although, I don't own a motorcycle, and have a little four banger rice burning Hyundai Accent, I don't wish death on anyone, unless it's the enemy. But, back to my story I was waiting at a red light to turn right, the road I was turning on to was way fucking crowded with traffic due to the fact it was rush hour. This fucking bitch behind me in a little red Honda, honks and honks and fucking honks. So, I take even more time to turn just to piss her off. Then, when I finally do turn and get into the right lane, she fucking guns it and swerves in the left lane then flips me off. Oh, FUCK NO I know you just didn't honk at my ass and then flip me the bird. I tell my friend, to roll down his window, I got a present for this fucking bitch. I gun it up to 70 to catch up to this fucktard, after she changes to the right lane. I have a big ass soda from 7-11 with lots of ice and I tell my friend to give it to me from the cupholder. I honk and flip the bitch off to get her attention, she honks back and laughs with her girlfriend or daughter or whatever who's in the passenger seat. I throw that fucking big ass soda through her window and watch it explode all over her fucking car, her screaming making me much happier, then I flip a quick u-turn when she swerved over to the side of the road and stopped, and take off FUCK HER. That's right bitch got what she fucking deserved, fucking San Diego drivers. If it was me on that bike, I would have smashed out the passenger side window with my elbow, and fucking punched that fat cunt in the face, oh well Karma will get em'.
 
Maybe a tree will fall on the fat bitch and crush her to death, slowly, as she's coughing up blood and futilely yelling for help. As for the man, it is possible that a rabid crow will peck at his eyes, leaving him foaming at the mouth for days. Or a Doberman will bite off one of his testicles, leaving him to explain the horrific story for the rest of his life.
 
Why a Doberman? That would be easy to explain. Now say if a rabid Chihuahua gnawed one of those suckers off.... I bet it would add a degree of difficulty.
 
Back
Top