I hope you have a motorcycle accident...

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Carla-Leigh

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So today after work I jump on my bike and go over to a book store to find me something to read. On my way home I stop at a light next to a VW jetta. I'm just sitting there, enjoying the sun, doing nothing to nobody when the bitch in the passenger seat turns to me and ays "I hope you have a motorcycle accident and die." Then she rolled up her window. Left the rear passenger window down so I yelled back "Eat me you fat bitch" and took off as the light was green.

Then, I'm sitting in a line at the gas station. This dick in a red SUV pulls up and cuts infront of me. I say "Fuck it" and let it go. he's in an SUV I'm on a bike. I'd loose. Another car starts to pull out from the lane over so I, being on a motorcycle and rightly am next in line, just squeaze between the pumps and pull up to the now empty station. He apparently saw the same guy pull out and had whipped around trying to get to that station. He saw me there, AT the damn pump, and starts blowing his horn and reving his engine like he's gonna hit me. I dunno if his wife said something or what but suddenly he just left.

Now tell me, who did I piss off when I got out of bed this morning?
 
fuck dude, what a bunch of cocks!

People seriously don't have respect for motorbikes.
Wtf is up with the fat bitch dude? Because you were smoking? What a cunt.
 
What dillweeds. Pick on the motorcycle. It's liek picking ou the scrawny nerd in school when it comes to cars vs motorcycles.

God must have just been having a little fun with you this morning. I think it was said in the movie Punchline with Tom hanks and Sally Fields that we are just a part of God's comic book.
 
Well. I REALLY would like to kick that big fat cunt in her face for wishing an accident apon you. I've been in motorcycle accidents and almost died both times. Fucking sick bastards in the world today.
 
Eeek. I know people don't like motorcycles, but come on, grow up. That lady had no right to say she hopes you die in an accident and that guy had no right to be pissed at you for taking your turn at a gas pump. Damn, what fucking babies.
 
Uber, I can not understand how you manage to have so much self control in those situations.

The stupid rat bitch in the jetta was obviously looking for some sort of trouble by saying that unnecessary comment and you managed to keep your cool by keeping it verbal.

That comment in my opinion is more serious than the other low life bitch that couldn't tell what sort of motorcycle you were riding, then said she wouldn't date you because of its make. I find it incredible you didn't stand your bike, jump off and go mental on their car and its passengers.

As for the gas pump I know what it's like. When I was filling up when I had my licence some idiot was behind me revving his engine slowly. As I was paying, the piece of shit had rolled my bike right out of the way and had his car at the pump.

I hope karma and the twisted ways of life take its toll on these people disrupting your peaceful days.
 
Uber, Get some loud pipes. Next time someone tries shit like that just revv the bike up and drown them out with the sweet sound of internial combustion.
 
Then can I reccomend a shovel and a shotgun? The world could do with some selective people pruning. I'm not so sure that this current system of natural selection is working for the human race and some culling of the heard is in order. Assholes in SUV's would make a good canidate for thinning the numbers.
 
Yeah they would. I have a list of about 25 of those fuckers I would like to kill off. The problem may not just be lack of natural selection. I believe you should have to fill out an application to have kids. Like for adoption. And people that yell about motorcycles are the kinds of guys (and women) that trade in thier SUV buy that Corvette when they're fifty because they realized they've wasted thier whole pathetic lives. :rolleyes: :)
 
Sorry, Uber. It was the PMS in the Jetta.
The cow also found out her man was in bed
with her father and fairy brother.
The douchebag in the SUV is just a douchebag.
McDonalds was out of special sauce
and the driver, obviously, thought the horn was
a quick remedy. Not to despair, he had a stroke twenty minutes later.
Now he can honk with his left, only. Call him "Lefty."

It was a bad day all around.
This is why WTF.com is here.
RANT SCREAM JUMP DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROATS
 
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