but he was afraid of catching it. Yeah, I know, that sounds like bullshit to me too, but he's the son of a retired lab technician who put my Christmas cake under the microscope last year, so this is the crap I'm dealing with 
Please tell me it's NOT possible to catch an inflammation of the penis by having someone with a sore throat give you head? It's not herpes, FWIW...

Please tell me it's NOT possible to catch an inflammation of the penis by having someone with a sore throat give you head? It's not herpes, FWIW...