I have this really funny joke about Obama?

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I approached the White House and saw a secret service guard. I asked, "Is President McCain in his office today?" He looked at me confusingly and said, "John McCain is not our president." I told him, "I know, I just love being reminded that the scum Repubes are NOT in charge of this country anymore." He smiled.

Then I went to Congress. I asked if I could see the Repube Majority Leader. They said, "the Democrats make up the majority of Congress." Then, I laughed and said, "I know, I just love being reminded that the scum Repubes do NOT have a majority in Congress."

Isn't that funny?
 
fyi the approval rate for the senate and presidency is so low that you shouldn't be joking about it. just because you guys are in charge, doesn't mean you are doing a good job
 
it doesn't matter who's in charge ,you're part of the herd of sheep and your in so deep you cant even see it a country divided will never stand. the parties on both sides dont care about anything but themselves and the money that gets them elected as long as the dems are pointing their finger at the repubs they have us right where they want us. if we held the people we vote in accountable for their actions in representing us and not worry about the other guy, our government would acctully work for us.as long as we route for our side and boo the other guy were screwed, the only way to get our politicians to do their jobs is to stop bad mouthing the other guy and only vote for the guys that do their job not vote for someone because hes on one side or the other.they also look out for their retarded kids by getting them million dollar a year lobbyist jobs.we need to wake up before its to late
 
WOW Keep smiling --are you twelve living with mommy and daddy-or don't you follow current affairs. Tell me when to laugh ah hahah 9.5 unemployment ah ahahah increased taxes on fuel and electric ah hahaha Nat'l health care ahahah, no sorry ,booohooo hooohhoo
Government Motors hahahahah Gitmo prisoners mixed into your prison system hahahahahaha Last months lost jobs 465,000 hahahaha hey it could have been 600,000 hahahahah
 
An old man walks up to the White House gate and asks the Marine on duty "Is President Bush in today?" The Marine replies, "Sir, Bush is no longer President. The current President is Barack Obama."

The next day, the old man walks up again, and asks "Is President Bush in today?" The Marine replies, "Sir, Bush is no longer President. The current President is Barack Obama."

This goes on for a week. Finally, the Marine gets concerned. "Sir, I've told you every day this week that Bush is out of office, and Obama is the President. Do you have problems with your memory?"

"Oh, dear no!" the man laughs, "I just never get tired of hearing that Bush is gone!"

The Marine comes to attention and salutes. "See you tomorrow, sir!"
 
Yes, and so is this one:

Clinton, Gore and Obama stand before God. God asks Clinton what he believes and Clinton says, "I have commited many wrongs, but I believe in forgiveness and I believe I should be forgiven because I forgive others." God says okay and lets Clinton into heaven.

Gore goes next and God ask him what he believes. Gore says, "I believe I won the presidential election, but I also believe You knew what was best for me all along and I accept it." God says okay and lets Gore into heaven.

Now it's Obama's turn. God asks Obama what he believes. Obama says, "I believe you're in my chair."

Have a good laugh and a nice day.
 
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