I have something weird in my pants?

[The Aardvark Returns]

I just looked down my pants, and I found something really weird. It's this sort of hose thing, and below it is this sack with two balls in it. I've never seen it before. I think I have some weird disease. Is it serious? Am I going to die?

 

[Terry T]

Take a dull knife & cut it off before it spreads.

 

[Finding sanctuary]

You're screwed.