I have no personality !? WTF halp.

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Santino WwE~4~LyFE

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I have a suggestion... Learn to play an instrument, get a band, get into heavy drugs, and get famous. It's perfect for someone with your perception of life. You're miserable, and you like to write, which is perfect for becoming a famous musician. It will give you purpose, without having to actually work at a real job. The fame will let you fuck lots of bitches, and the drugs will allow you to die early (probably at the age of 27). Pretty much everything you want.
 
I kind of downloaded this tool for creating music and quite some manuals and i will be trying to create some DnB, old school Rave and such... If i get the hang of it, it might be fun.
 
I read it. Look at the gem I found.



If this is a troll, pretty good. If not. Dude. Seriously? You have no job, AIDS, syphilis, and the only thing you want to do is fuck?
Life is hell, welcome to it. My advice is to quickly get some fucking hobbies, and stop obsessing on how fucked you are, because, there's REALLY not a whole lot you can do about it.
 
I say pick up a tranny, cook him a mean gumbo let him braid yo hair, watch a few episodes of whale wars, meat gaze at some dicks at the urinal at a local ball game get your pickle licked and send him on his way. If that dont rattle some shit loose upstairs theres always college.
 
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