ok so this is kind of embarrassing but i need to know whats going on and im too embarrassed to see a doctor. (dont laugh or say anything mean. this is serious) so one day i woke up after a long night of partying. i was behind a dumpster at mcdonalds. i didnt remember anything at all. i got up to walk home and noticed a weird growth on my wrist about the size of a lemon. It had 2 lips right down the center with a flap of pink skin in the middle and had red curly hairs all over it. i didn't know what it was so i began to touch it. a lot. it felt very good. its grown since then and now its about the size of a football. could it be herpes? crabs? PLEASE HELP!!