it's a harley...
spend a couple hours polishing the chrome, and getting the engine all clean...
put it on a trailer
get dressed in your best pirate garb (motorclothes).
drive it to the dealership, unload it from the trailer...
make an appointment to have it repaired.
stand next to it while you wait, and fire it up and blip the throttle whenever anyone asks you about it, or even looks in your direction..
this is the "lifestyle" you payed $20,000 for...you may as well live it
edit: why do you guys keep trying to rob him of his lifestyle choice...