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chiquitarosita234
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Actually I have two.
A man and a woman walked into a dentist's office and the woman says to the dentist, "Im here to have a tooth removed, but Im in a hurry so just pull out as fast as you can, no novacaine or anything just pull it out quickly". And the detist says, "Wow, thats gonna hurt. Youre a very brave lady but if thats what you want, show me which tooth im gonna pull out." Then the lady turns to her husband and says, "honey, open your mouth".
I think this one is funnier.
A man went to Africa with his little poodle and the poodle got lost. While he was looking for his way back, a lion saw the poodle and statred creeping towards him to eat him. The poodle noticed the lion and thought to himself, oh no this lion is gonna eat me what do i do?He sees a pile of bones and he starts licking them. When the lion gets close enough to hear him, he says to himself, Mmm this was a good lion I just ate. The lion hears him and runs away thinking fromthe unusual little scary lion-eating animal. Amonkey sawthe scene from a tree and decided to get on the lion's good side so he doesnt eat him. He goes to the lion and says, "That weird animal with the curlsfoledyou. He didnt eat alion those bones were already there." The lion gets so mad that he goes back to the poodle with the monkey riding on his back to eat him once and for all. The poodle sees them and doesnt know what to do, he cant out run a lion. He turns and pretends he doesnt see them and when the get close enough to hear him he says, "Where is that darn monkey? Its been 20 minutes since I sent him to get me another lion!"
Tell me what you think!
Oh I didnt make these up. My dad told them to me. i think he got them from somewhere. I just felt like sharing.
A man and a woman walked into a dentist's office and the woman says to the dentist, "Im here to have a tooth removed, but Im in a hurry so just pull out as fast as you can, no novacaine or anything just pull it out quickly". And the detist says, "Wow, thats gonna hurt. Youre a very brave lady but if thats what you want, show me which tooth im gonna pull out." Then the lady turns to her husband and says, "honey, open your mouth".
I think this one is funnier.
A man went to Africa with his little poodle and the poodle got lost. While he was looking for his way back, a lion saw the poodle and statred creeping towards him to eat him. The poodle noticed the lion and thought to himself, oh no this lion is gonna eat me what do i do?He sees a pile of bones and he starts licking them. When the lion gets close enough to hear him, he says to himself, Mmm this was a good lion I just ate. The lion hears him and runs away thinking fromthe unusual little scary lion-eating animal. Amonkey sawthe scene from a tree and decided to get on the lion's good side so he doesnt eat him. He goes to the lion and says, "That weird animal with the curlsfoledyou. He didnt eat alion those bones were already there." The lion gets so mad that he goes back to the poodle with the monkey riding on his back to eat him once and for all. The poodle sees them and doesnt know what to do, he cant out run a lion. He turns and pretends he doesnt see them and when the get close enough to hear him he says, "Where is that darn monkey? Its been 20 minutes since I sent him to get me another lion!"
Tell me what you think!
Oh I didnt make these up. My dad told them to me. i think he got them from somewhere. I just felt like sharing.