I have a Dilemma?

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If someone offered you some chocolate digestives, a cup of tea and a ride on a boat and you really wanted to go..

would you go even if it made you love insanely jealous?

Serious answers only please..
Utopia>the chocolate digestives are at the core of my indecision
Blue>If you ever get scared just hide in the bath, biscuits hate water.
LBJ> is that where she grabs you by the rollocks you dirty little 'oar? lol
KatKat: Like this one?
http://www.mygosport.org/images/parks/G_WALPOLE_01.jpg
Utopia: I only know one>Friggit.
This is the boat in question. I don't know if that helps to in what advice to give.
http://www.simplonpc.co.uk/GosportFerries/Gosport_Queen-197606-01.jpg
and these are the biscuits
http://www.123healthybalance.com/i/products/milk-choc-digestive.jpg
and you probably saw this one coming
http://www.citrusnetworks.net/files/img/CupOfTea.jpg
 
eh, if he's really botherd by it and you love him and dont want to anoy him, then don't. But if he's being unreasonable and its JUST a friend then tell him to get over it....
 
i'd tell my love i really want to go & am sure he'd arrange the same for me & top it off by serenading me on his guitar while i sipped my cuppa & shared my biscuits with our son.

i'm serious.
 
P.g you do know the boat is a sexual position don't you, of course I wouldn't go I get that at home.
 
I'd go...the chocolate digestives might even be real McVitie's ones!

I'd ask my love to understand that it wasn't about anything other than the biscuits, tea and boat. :)

Plus, there might even be a local goose pond you could visit, that had swans. That would have to be a bonus!

EDIT: Yes PG, almost EXACTLY like that one...but with more swans...
 
take him along as well then you both get chocolate, tea and a ride on a boat and it will teach the Muppet not to ask someones partner out, you have a nice afternoon, he feels like the tw*t he is
 
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