I hate christmas

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RobiCZ

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Everything about it. From the annoying as hell christmas songs that they were playing in the grocery store today, to that big ugly fat pedophile in the red suit.

Seriously... I was in the grocery store today buying shit to eat so I wouldn't starve and die, when I heard the most annoying noises I've ever heard in my life. I then realized it was the annoying as hell song Rudolf the red nosed reindeer or whatever the fuck it's called, except they tried to make it "catchy." I have news for those dipshits. It's not catchy. It's annoying. The only thing that I could think about while I was in there was "Dear God, I need to get out of here." I doubt hell could be much worse than that horseshit.

Then there are the people. The happy, cheerful people. The people who spend money on presents for people they don't give a shit about, all because it's "custom." Custom sucks. There's a song, and, as much as I hate the band who sings it, it goes something like this: "It's Christmas time, again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand." That song rings true for 99% of the human population. To the other 1% who actually give a shit about people, I salute you.

And last, but not least, santa's a big homosexual pedophile. Why? Because he likes it when little boys sit on his lap, that's why. The only good thing about santa is that he gives people toys. The only problem is, toys these days suck. Hell, it wasn't so long ago that toys were made of metal. Then the parents freaked out because a careless child decided to rip his head open on one by bashing it against his skull or something. So now toys are plastic. It's no wonder children these days are growing up to be pussies.
 
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Christmas Froggy Kitty says, "Cheer up Unforgiven ^_^"​
 
I like buying presents for people and sending cards, and I don't really know why. It just makes me feel good. I used to get pretty excited for Christmas when my family was still actually a family.

Now I could care less, and I'm generally annoyed by all the pre-holiday hype.
 
Ah unfa enjoy them, let those to ignorant to realise the incredibly milked religious holiday is a sham have fun...no point in preaching to the def...
 
Well maybe this will cheer you up! The Krampus!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/austria_christmas_devil1_dc

GRESTEN, Austria (Reuters) - As Christmas nears, Austrian children hoping for gifts from Santa Claus will also be watching warily for "Krampus," his horned and hairy sidekick.

In folklore, Krampus was a devil-like figure who drove away evil spirits during the Christian holiday season.

Traditionally, he appeared alongside Santa around December 6, the feast of St. Nicholas, and the two are still part of festivities in many parts of central Europe.

But these traditions came under the spotlight in Austria this year, after reports last week that Santa -- also known as St Nicholas, Father Christmas or Kris Kringle -- had been banned from visiting kindergartens in Vienna because he scared some children.

Officials denied the reports, but said from now on only adults the children knew would be able to don Santa's bushy white beard and red habit to visit the schools.

Now, a prominent Austrian child psychiatrist is arguing for a ban on Krampus, who still roams towns and villages in early December.

Boisterous young men wearing deer horns, masks with battery-powered red eyes, huge fangs, bushy coats of sheep's fur, and brandishing birchwood rods storm down the streets, confronting spectators gathered to watch the medieval spectacle, which is also staged in parts of nearby Hungary, Croatia and Germany's Bavaria state.

Anyone who doesn't dodge or run away fast enough might get swatted -- although not hard -- with the rod.

"The Krampus image is connected with aggression, and in a world that is anyway full of aggression, we shouldn't add figures standing for violence... and hell," child psychiatrist Max Friedrich said.

A JOLLY OLD FRIGHT?

Friedrich, who says Krampus is scary because people can't communicate with a mask, doesn't get much of a hearing in the traditionalist towns of Lower Austria and the Salzburg and Tyrol regions that hold the most elaborate Krampus processions.

In Gresten, 3,000 people, including many children, packed the kerbs of Dorfstrasse one recent night to await his coming.

The horned figure suddenly burst out of a dark corner, shouting menacingly at onlookers and waving his birchwood whip.

As he knocked over a metal crowd barrier and waded into the spectators, a boy who identified himself as Simon flinched.

"Don't worry," a nearby adult assured Simon. "Krampus won't do anything to you. He's not allowed to."

Johann Leichtfried, a young Krampus actor in Gresten, defended his role and said most children were fascinated by Krampus's symbolism. "Krampus is for the kids."

But not everyone agrees.

Listeners of Austrian youth radio station FM4 shared the horror they felt when first confronted the figure.

"Krampus scared ... me when I was seven," said one, identified as Riem on FM4's Web site. "I panicked that I was never going to see my father again because a hoofed human wanted to throw me in his wooden backpack."

But Friedrich conceded there had been few known cases of "Krampus trauma."

He said Krampus remained a popular custom probably because "there's a phenomenon of finding fear attractive," pointing for example to the frequently frightening, sometimes gruesome, plot twists in the classic fairy-tales of the Grimm brothers.

Sometimes, Krampus can get carried away -- in some towns in the Tyrol and Salzburg areas, some of the horned devils have lost control after downing a few too many beers or schnapps.

"In Tyrolean communities ... the Krampus actors have to wear a number so everyone can know who the bad guy is behind the mask, just in case," said Friedrich.
 
I love Christmas - it reminds me of my grandfather (who played Christmas music all year round and has his tree up til June).

I almost always buy small gifts for my immidate family, brothers, mother, grandmothers. I even let my significant other pick something out and say it's a gift.

I am not religious but I celebrate the holidays because my family did. Plus it's nice and cute.

Sorry you are so bah humbug, do you want a candy cane? :)
 
well i only hate chrismas for what it has turned into and not what it is. Right now if you ask an average child what christmas is about it'll be somewhere inbetween getting presents, and santas birthday... When i was about 6-7 i knew that christ was born in december ( i know now it was not december, it was made in this mounth for the church to cover up a paigen(sp?) holiday).

I think its ludicrious that people start putting lights up in november and play music about santa! fucking multi-cultural societies, (im not agaist other cultures i just think they should not be combined).
 
Unforgiven, shit, I've known you for what, two years now?

You're so pessimistic Satan jerks off to your profile picture.

And it's only gotten worse over time.

You're talking to the KING of depression, low self-esteem, and suicide.

It took me YEARS to fully overcome all these issues. And you know how I did it?

By getting out of a crappy situation. If something in your life sucks, abandon it and start anew.

You just wallow in your own shit day after day and wonder why your outlook on life degrades.

Dude, in case you haven't noticed, if you are unhappy about certain things in your life, you almost always have the power to change them. It's not always easy, but it usually is.

You always piss and moan about "people not giving a shit about each other," and all this dark saddened bullshit.

I love your attitude too. You act like you're enlightened about the world and no one else realizes the bullshit they live in.

They don't realize this because their viewpoint isn't wrong, yours is.

I can understand where you're coming from here. You're a loner. I used to be one too. I didn't have a single friend until I was 10. I wasn't even popular until I was 16.

I was on psychiatric meds my whole life that made me fat, destroyed my social skills, and any chance I had of getting laid until I was 16.

I was never diagnosed or treated for bipolar as a kid so I was always depressed to the point where 90% of my childhood is repressed memories.

Because I wasn't treated for bipolar I came damn near close to killing myself at age 10, bone chillingly close. I didn't know I could slit my wrists, and if I did, I wouldn't be here. I assumed you needed a gun.

I was on the brink of becoming suicidal TWICE this year.

I was bisexual for years and hated myself for it. I am straight now.

I have never been truly happy until the ass-end of this year, at age 18.

My life may have been shit, but I would be describe myself as "Sweet, extremely sensitive and hilarious."

I used to be a pessimist. I was a crusty asshole when I joined this place back in 2004 but I've since changed.

I suggest you should too. You shouldn't be judging society when you've never actually experienced it.
 
i think the most depressing thing about life and the holidays is the monotony of it all. Every year its the same old shit. I hate how i can not find anything new. All people act the same. And what an appropriate word... ACT.

If the bible got one thing right, it was the statment that man is inherently evil.

People suck ballsack!
 
I'm talking about having friends and living a socially active life.

99% of humans aren't shit, I don't know what you base that on. Humans are generally loyal creatures by nature, we're programmed to form societies and stick together instinctively.

I would take a bullet for many of my friends, and they would do the same for me.
 
well thats what people say, but often in the midst of a situation where they would really need to be there to take a bullet and whatnot... they seem to disappear.

I would love to believe what you are preaching to unforgiven, but i have just never seen anything that would support that people are actually like that. Perhaps if you look like they do, think like they do, and make as much money as they do. But if you dont pocess one of those key ingredients... they cast you out because you are different. You are not instinctively "viable" to their society.
 
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