It was a cold dark day in North Africa when i decided to take a stroll by the swamp. As i turned around i felt this huge weight on my back at first i thought it was the rare african elephant called eljito but then i realised it was in fact the rare african hippo called majito. I felt so violated and i felt something in my lower back region. It was a very disturbing experience and it has taken several years of councelling but I finally think i am ready to build a relationship again with Majito the rare african hippo.