I got my ass kicked

I went out a few hours ago with some friends to hang out. We ran into a group of some high school school wannabe thugs looking for a fight (there was like a 8 or so of them, and like 3 of us). They made it clear they wanted to fight someone, and when no one accepted, they decided to fight one of my friends anyway. I don't fight, my friend was on the ground getting punched and kicked by just one of them, so I went to break it up... can't remember exactly how it went, but before I knew it, I was on the ground getting repeatedly punched in the face by almost all of them. I think I got kicked a few times.

My nose is fucked up. My lip is swollen. I just started bleeding again.

I think I'm gonna go to a hospital.
 
LOMS I'm sorry Bro, I've been there. You took your lumps, move on, don't get a gun and shoot up the place. Your life is worth more than going to prison for killing a bunch of losers who don't even care about their own lives. Good luck man, I hope you get to avoid them in the future.
 
I'm sorry that happened to you Lomsy, but you've got to understand that you broke one of the sacred rules. Like you said these guys were razzed up looking to give some Nancy's a fucking good kicking. Now the big rule that you broke was stepping in on a one on one fight. I'm not saying it was deserved, but you should have realized what was going to happen. I can't really have sympathy for someone that was not bright enough to see that coming. I do admire your valor though. Good luck with the resulting bruises and stitches... I've had to get them a couple of times myself... but that was just from being jumped. Not from stepping into a fight.
 
That is why I always carry a 775K v stun gun with me at all times (Her name is Debby. My family has a tradition of naming weaponry). It's legal, no permit is needed, and if anyone messes with me, I send them into some of the worst pain imaginable for the next five seconds and leave.

It's not deadly, just painful as fuck and it momentarily paralyzes your would be attacker.
 
I know what you need. If you want my advice, make a bowl of popcorn, get naked, throw on your favorite blanket and watch 300.


How's your friend?
 
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