i give you a Ford F-150, a light bulb and belly button lint?

[Miss Feasance II]

How do you get a date?

 

[Feelin Squirrely]

i show her my nuts

 

[shakedown]

trade the ford in on a new camaro, throw the rest in the garbage and find a nice girl.

 

[Mrs H]

Make that an F-250 and I've got my date.

He's an electrician ; )

 

[Dom(22's for U)]

I'm gonna take that junkass FORD truck to the nearest demo derby and totally trash it, then start a fight and use the busted light bulb as a weapon....I'm sure to find a date at the county prison, even if I have to pay her and she only comes once a week for a "visit"

 

[livn4themin]

Drag main street lighting my lint on fire and yelling YEEHAW


yeah, I know, I'm a bit rusty in the dating dept.