I feel sick to my stomach right now, will someone tell me a joke?

Bre

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So my ex's girlfriend just added me on myspace and she is GORGEOUS! Like, perfect. And even though he cheated on her with me a couple days ago(she doesn't know.) she is still a lot pretttier! Blonde soft hair, extremely gorgeous white smile, skinny as ever, wearing hollister & abercrombie in all her pictures. EVERYTHING! And here I am, dark hair, not the whitest smile ever, extremely insecure about myself. She's everything a guy could want.

Anyways, please tell me a joke! :) Just to make me feel better, ya know.
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and honestly, yea he just wanted her so much cause she is so perfect, then why is he cheating? Exactly cause she ain't that great and he really don't value her. But that doesn't mean let him cheat on her, that just shows he isn't valueing you either.



Flat Tire

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

There they stood in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down, looking at my lifelike men .. . . and of course traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?" He demanded.

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooooooo, those are my emergency flashers."
 
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