I enjoy the jokes by user: Yee Ling. Can you beat them?

[Neriko]

Tell Me a great joke. a user named Yee Ling always has the best. Can you beat him?

 

[~~Jess~~ McLovin's Wifey]

I have a lot but I guarantee I'd be reported if I put them on here.

 

[☆Fatty McFatass☆]

why did the condom cross the road?