I don't understand this joke?

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It's from Maxim. A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a Jack and.........Coke." "Why the long pause?"the bartender says. "I've had them all my life." What the F$#& does this mean?
 
Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ........lol


A horse goes into a bar and the bartender said ' why the long face '
 
Maxim can be a dirty magazine in the hands of a really lonely guy, right? i think i saw one and it has girls on it, why not? anyways, i think it's something dirty. like jacking off is what i think right away... the pause is like he's about to ejaculate. coke is the ejaculation. like pop, boob, bang...

P.S., the pause is the ........... part of the joke, hello! he's pausing between pop and coke. coke is a drink and guys like when girls drink it up lol
 
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