i dont understand this joke?

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Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!" The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years"


explain it 2 me please..
and yes b4 any1 ask i am blonde
 
A CINDERELLA JOKE!!!!!?
Now we all that cinderella wanted to go the ball but her evil stepsisters stopped her.She felt really sad and wept in the garden.

Suddenly, the fairy godmother appeared before her and said she will help her to grant her desires but under a few conditions

"firstly, u must wear a diaphragm" said the fairy godmother.

cinderella hesitated but finally she agreed

"secondly u must be home before 2 am or ur diaphgragm will turn into a pumpkin" said the fairy godmother.

cinderella refused but the fairy godmother told her about the ball, the food and the handsome princes. So cinderella agreed.

So with her beautiful gown and carriage, cinderella went to the ball.
She enjoyed herself very much.

Meanwhile the fairy godmother waited for her.

time passed really fast:

12 am
1 am
2 am
3 am
4 am

but cinderella was not back yet

Finally, cinderella arrived back at 5 am.

The fairy godmother was really angry and shouted " where the hell have u been, ur diapragm should have turn into a pumpkin

cinderella replied calmly "well it is taken care of"

"by who?" asked the fairy godmother


Cinderella: Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater!
 
You know how they have recommended ages on puzzles/board games/etc.?
Well, on this jig saw, the recommended age was 4-7 years old.(Which is extremely easy. Usually only around 20 pieces)
It took them 51 days to complete which is pathetic. o.0
 
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