without any legal hassle? She's 9 and I have to say she's constantly annoying. I wish she was still cute and small. I want to "get rid" of her but I don't want to make a mess. Any advice?
The fact that you are even asking that is horrible. Kids aren't always perfect. Your a terrible mother and person. People are not puppies, can't just send them away if they aren't cute anymore. Here is a simple away -- report yourself to Children Protective Services. Keep her away from you.
My advice would be to stop trolling, since this is obviously not a serious post. No self-respecting mom would seriously consider disowning her 9-year old kid, ever. In the unlikely event that you ARE serious (which I highly doubt), all I can say is life doesn't resemble TV sitcoms; your best bet is to accept and get over that.
Yikes ...... Ummm .... (I am trying to think of something positive/nice to say!!) .... Lets hope your daughter is going through a phase - assess what it is you dislike and why - sometimes the things that our kids do that annoy us as reflections of ourselves or the childs father's behaviour ...
Is is possible she is pushing your buttons to get your attention (ie - any attention is good attention!) or that you have both got into a pattern of behaviour that you both need to work on ...
Parenting takes work (some days more than others) .... see if you can get 24/48hours to yourself - recharge!!
Parenting is for life ... you don't just send them off to the pound when they stop being cute!!
Well I guess you should have thought about this nine years ago. You can't be a mother when you please. Even though times are hard with her in your opinion just look at the face you help create and realize that is unconditional love you are giving up.