I don't get this joke?

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A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP...BUMP... BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...on the heals of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the coughdrops at the coffin ...
... and of course
... the coffin stops!
 
Hmm...
Is it because 'cough' sounds like 'coffin' so it's like coffin drops, cough drops? So the coffin drops?? I'm not too sure but that's my guess!!! x
 
The coffin stops is supposed to be like the coughing stops. Like when you have a coughing fit how cough drops stop the coughing the stopped the coffin. It's just a play on words
 
The Coffin had a bad cough and the cough medicine helped the coffin's cough to stop, thats the joke a real bad joke.
 
The coffin stops... as in coughing.. cough drops... its stops the coffin.!! get it?
 
the cough drops make the coffin stop. as in you know when you have really bad COUGH and u take COUGH DROPS and u stop COUGHIN?

well COUGHIN' is pronounced the same as COFFIN....so the COFFIN(coughin') stops.
 
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