I don't get it...

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karam a

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I just made myself a heaping plate of rice, sweet'n'sour pork, and corn.

That food must have weighed 20 lbs.

I ate it in 10 minutes.

I'm still hungry.
 
YOU JUST HAD THAT AND YOU THINK LIFE SUCKS? You're crazy! I would absolutely love to have 10lbs of sweet n' sour pork, rice, and corn. Damnit, you just made me hungry and all we have is microwaveable soup. Nasty.
 
Found your problem.

Lots of carbohydrates go through your body very, very quickly which is why many complain about being hungry ten minutes after binging on chinese food.
 
I've had two hot pockets and 3 McDonalds dollar menu cheeseburgers today. I'm not full at all, I wish I had enough money for Chinesse. :sad:
 
That's why I usually stay away from Chinese food. I enjoy eating it and I enjoy it in grat quantity whenever I do feast on it. But typically, a half hour after I'm bursting at the seems full, I'll let out a mighty fart -- one that goes on and on for almost a minute -- then I'm starving again.
 
I have the same problem. My mom always asks me if I have a worm in my stomach or something. Sometimes I think I do, though... Blahh.
Anyway, a good way to help you not feel hungry after you eat is to eat slower. It tricks you into believing that you're fuller faster.
 
I think it's disgusting, and I wouldn't want to watch, but would it be okay if we started entering you into some of those eating contests? Just think - a chance for fame and glory - and a full tummy. To be kind, we'd focus first on the ones that include foods you actually like, then work our way to foods you'd be willing to try.

How nice those trophies will look on the mantle of the fireplace, eh?
 
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