I don't feel very well...I've just had the squirts!.....How?

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do i settle my stomach?
Anyone have a spare loo roll?
Also feel quite sick!....I want my mummy.....
Water sounds good thanks all......
Not sure i can insult certain users tonight should at least try?
I wonder what my mate shady would recommend?
PS am i chatting?
Please shady i beg you don't violate me tonight at least, i'm unwell..xx
Just having some hot lemonade right now!....

any developments i'll you know! thanks....
 
Get a cork, preferably one from an empty bottle of Cristal champagne, then put a bog roll in the freezer. Stay away from windows if you think the cork is likely to blow.....
 
let it out! drink plenty of water. dont stop the flow. lol

taking tablets to stop it is not so good, get the bug out that is causing it and you should be fine ofter a few weeks of pooing (kidding, probably tommorow or the next day).
 
I don't know, but don't eat or drink dairy products, it will make it worse.

Edit: no you're not chatting, you're ill, and need help. I'm not chatting either.
 
Where`s the famous australian when you need him?? Surely living out there he must be used to stomach upsets. Get him to wrestle a crocodile to take your mind off things.
 
Drink some coca cola. Do you have any immodium? Drink plenty of water. Maybe something you ate or could be airbourne virus? Make sure you wash you hands more often in future.
Only eat plain foods also.
Get well soon
 
Eeek,eat some crackers and verners.Take a nap,sounds like a case of the flu.
 
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