I Do I Get This GAY Fish Out?

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James Lin

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When I was skinny dipping by lake today this little fish came up and swam up my penis. Its been a few hours and it hasn't come out. Would I eventually pee it out? What happens if it stays inside me forever? If the fish was pregnant, would little baby fish grow inside me?
im trying to keep this anonymous and Serious answers PLEASE
 
hahahahahahaha, njnoise! But dude, is this a joke, it's not really possible for anything to go up thought you urethra
 
If you're telling the truth, then you need to get it taken out. This type of fish is called a Candiru. These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitize the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century, the first documented case of a candiru parasitizing a human did not occur until 1997.
They are native to the Amazon.
They are able to detect respiratory currents in the water coming from the gills of a large fish, but in this case.. you were ovbiously peeing or had just finished.
You need to get it taken out. It feeds on your Blood.
 
It can happen, but unless I know where the poster swam, it would be hard to say if he's serious or just being silly in here.

Personally, I'm betting on unlikely here. Candiru have only one documented cast of swimming up someone's urethra in 1997 and nothing confirmed before or since.
 
If there is little fishes growing inside you they will eventually come out when it get too crowded. It might hurt a little when they make there exit but if u think about it you'll have like an infinite food supply. Where you peeing in the water? That usually why they go up your penis

Trust me im an expert at fish stuff.
 
go to the doctor ASAP. it might have to be surgically removed, just to be safe i would just go to the doctor.
 
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