I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

Lost in Translation - nothing much happened, boring, repetitive

Crash - what was the point?

Burn after reading - most boring film ever made apart from
Brad Pitt getting shot between the eyes
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I feel a bit embarrassed now.:o

I personally thought the film was shit, made all the shitter by all the hype and undeserved (IMO) acclaim. That really does get on my goat more than anything and the fact that I constantly fall for it.

I sort of went on a rant and advised people who were serious about history and world cinema not to watch it, perhaps on reflection this was a bit extreme.

I was angry (and personally hated the film), that is not to say folks shouldn't watch it on my account. You may enjoy the film if you saw it but just bare in mind that, as I said before, if you were looking for something a little more serious and challenging than the Hollywood fare then this may not be the film for you.

I'd try before you buy. (ie. rent). ;) You might like it, you might not. Give it a go, if you hate it as much as I did then air your views, that way it might counterbalance any undeserved praise thrown at, what I thought was a mediocre (at best) film. :D
 
The worst thing about Dungeons & Dragons is if they had based it on the cartoon with the same name from the early 1980s, it could have been an at least half-way decent popcorn flick. I wish they'd at least tried, because it wouldn't have been any worse than the version of the movie that we did end up getting.
 
I saw that in a cinema in Holland and left after about an hour to go to a coffeeshop .
I liked Bill Murray till he was involved in this pile of contrived tripe.

Open water was one of those where I came out thinking "the bastarRAB owe me 90 minutes of my life back".
 
I didn't actually go the cinema to see thIS ONE but did have to sit through a very boring end of school term day watching it... We had a teacher who seemed to have a thing for pretty poor family films from the 1960s.

I sat through

'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World,' which was basically remade as 'Rat Race' a few years ago. The original has to be one of the most boring films ever made and our teacher at the time decided it would be a nice film to watch at the end of term. Sadly he was showing an almost 40 year old film to a bunch of 14 year old kiRAB and needless to say we all started messing around, passing notes, chatting through it etc. and were told repeatedly, "if you don't watch the film, I'm going to turn it off." Did that work? NOPE. Honestly, if you ever get the opportunity to watch it, please do, just to see how bad the cast and script is for a kick off. Who cares? It's a film about random people racing in their cars to find something really crappy like $100,000 - BIG WOW.
 
What a dazzling array of shit you've listed.:D Yep, there are plenty of stinkers in that list, What Women Want has to be the most offensive film I've ever seen in my entire life, absolutely jaw droppingly bad.


All this talk about Jaws The Revenge being one of the worst ever made though - :confused: I though it was hilerious, possibly one of the funniest films I've ever seen - this films way too bad to be plain 'bad'. People talk about Ed Wood being bad, they need to check out this little beauty out first.
 
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