I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

The valley of Elah - that was rubbish.

The worst I think was Perfume the story of a murderer. OMG what a load of sh*t. At the end when he poured the stuff on himself and they all ate him I was like wtf? I was just left thinking why the bloomin hell did I watch that.
 
Lol, I remember in my history class about three years ago we had to spend three lessons watching in, after one lesson my friend shouted out "Will it just hurry up and sink" but even with that you still watch right from the beginning :)
 
I ranted so much at that one. Channel4 site rated it higher than (REC)!!!!

Such a bad film.

Land of The Dead was a bit iffy but nothing could prepare us for the cheap, TV movie, ridiculousness of Diary.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you'd think after a life time of making horror films, Romero would understand the basics of human emotion, ie, when scary shit kicks off people get scared but no, it's like 'I'm going to go out to the van (thats parked on the zombie infested driveway) to get my clothes'!!OMG, bad beyond belief.
 
Oh god, I totally agree. I think being raped by a donkey wearing a condom of barbed wire and broken glass, whilst having my ears dug out with rusty spoons and my eyes gauged out with aiRAB infested nails would have been less painful than sitting through this.
 
I don't think anyone as mentioned Hellraiser 4:Bloodline.
The first 3 ranged from very good to watchable but the 4th was just utter tripe,genuinally one of the worst movies ever made.
After wasting good money renting it in 1996 I now more or less agree with (illegally) downloading movies over the net to try before you buy or rent.
 
Took my ex to see a movie, ended up being Runaway Jury. It was her turn to pay that time, but we gave each other the impression that we wanted to see it even though neither of us did...
 
Cheers for that Eliott256.

I'd hate to be one of those people who just go 'Nah, it was a pile of shit' without justifying my reasons and in the case of WOTW it might have meant having to sit through the whole dreary rubbish again just to validate my reason for not liking it but you saved me the trouble, so many thanks for that.

I remember watching it with my jaw on the floor, totally in shock over what I was seeing, (all the things you mentioned).

What was Spielberg thinking? That we'd just cheerfully turn a blind eye to these blatant flaws? I can handle a bit of twisting of reality just to scoot over a plothole but when it's continuous it just becomes offensive.
 
Oh no it was awful , what was Tarantino thinking? Grindhouse movies were trashy B movies, why on earth would you want to remake them? I agree Planet Terror was much better




Yeah but even her scantily clad fight with Patricia Velasquez could not save us from the kid Alex!
 
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