I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

I like all sorts of films and find it hard to hate a film completely, nearly always find something in a film that stops me from hating it lol.

I can think of films I didn't like and would never watch again, but can't think of anything that I really despise.

Or they were so bad that the films have just completely vanished from my memory and I will never remember the suckers again.

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Does that make it a crap book? :p
I saw the film and thought it was brilliant, bar the last 20 minutes. Full of tension.

Hmm, worst small-screen film would be either Date Movie which I turned off after half an hour having not even smiled once (although I've since watched it all the way through, somehow) or Apocalypse, Now. I watched about an hour and a half and having not understood what the hell was going on, I gave up. Especially when I found out there was still another hour and a half to go!

Cinema - I only tend to go see good films, but possibly Superhero Movie (which wasn't actually that bad, to be fair).
 
I've seen all of them in the cinema, including Star Wars in 1977. I've also seen all the prequels, as they are pretty big films of their time, but they left me baffled as to why people fawned over this particular brand. The only films we raved about as kiRAB were horrors and war films.

Yes ALL superhero movies, (there's probably plenty of obscure ones I haven't seen, but I'm talking about the main ones like Spiderman, Iron Man, Fantastic Four etc) - and I like Christian Bale as Batman the character, the film was average.

The only one I haven't seen at the flicks was The Happening, which was a good job otherwise I'd have been arrested for affray.
 
You have to be kidding! All great popcorn films. Armageddon is a classic. I saw it in a West London cinema near all the emabassies so the cinema was full of foreigners. I was at next to two french people and after Paris got wipped out I laughed so hard they got up and moved! Brilliant.
 
The Fifth Element - Saw this and hated it for the empty pointless spectacle that it was only to have a friend tell me that I needed to look closer to appreciate the production design, costumes and humour. Me, like a mug, watched it a second time, and loathed it even more. It's barely tolerable up until the moment that screeching DJ sashays onto the screen and kills the picture stone dead. All concerned should be horsewhipped for inflicting this atrocity on the world imo. :mad::mad:
 
Either 'Over Her Dead Body' ('starring Judge Reinhold' should have been a clue, really) or 'The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane', Adnrew Dice Clay's film, which is horrible beyond belief.
 
Just when I thought Superman Returns couldn't get any worse, Super Kid makes an appearance - how testicular can you get? :mad:

As for Jaws, I believe The Revenge was the fourth Jaws film. The third one was apparently in 3D and I think it had Dennis Quaid and Leah Thompson. It was almost as bad as the one with Michael Caine, though.
 
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