I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

Boomdock Saints
Collateral
Predators (remake in the cinema at the moment - God awful)

They are the three that spring to mind - I have seen plenty of crap films and plenty of acclaimed films I just 'love' for but the above 3 were just complete rot and a waste of time!
 
Seed Of Chucky

I don't know what they were thinking when they made this.This was more like a comedy than a horror.The day i went to see this film there must have been roughly another 20 people there.During the course of the film at different times 4 people got up & left that's how bad it was.
 
Did you actually get your money back?

I find it weird, I mean I wouldn't buy a book and then take it back half way through reading if I didn't like it. The film may not appeal to you, but you made the decision to go and see it, you hadn't been mis-sold.
 
I like Vanilla Sky, but I hate Tom Cruise. I think he's a tosser, with the falsest smile in Christendom.

Open Your Eyes is the exact same film, but in Spanish, and without that cheesy, sofa-jumping prick.
 
One man's masterpiece is another man's dog s*it.

I would rather stab nails into my eyes than watch Cloverfield again. Over hyped nonsense.

I couldn't stand I am Legend, it was merely a CGI film based around product placements.
 
The Village, what a crap ending !!!

Home Alone 4 - where do I start???
Kevin and Buzz seem to have gone back in time and decreased in age!
Two of Kevin's siblings seem to have dissapeared off the face of the Earth
The new Marv, WTH????
Just a complete mess !
 
:eek::eek:... the Departed is a FABULOUS film! (Despite dragging on!:rolleyes::D:D)

... Black Dahlia though........ I have a strong aversion to Josh Hartnett- the guy cant act IMO....
 
Come on. Scary Movie was a fairly fresh concept. The time gap between Airplane and Scary Movie was decades.

If you're saying that the idea of a spoof is not a fresh concept, then you're right, but Darkest Hour is referring to spoofs along the lines of the Movie Movies.
 
I was particularly offended by that film. It was so unresolved
at the end, it almost finished mid sentence, as if they'd all just had enough, well I know I had.

My biggest gripe with it though was that it was a Cohen brothers film and I'd always admired their film making but then post Fargo their films they're films just seemed to get tiresome, yet the movie critics continued to hail them as 'masterpeices'. Its a sad case of 'believing your own hype' IMO.
 
I don't think I have many films that I disliked. I watched Black Dahlia that was really bad but I've got something from most films.
 
I thought Wicked was terrible - the worst musical I've ever seen - there only seemed to be one really good song - defying gravity. I don't even remember any others except the gratingly annoying popular! I am a fan of Wizard of Oz however!
 
Date Move, Meet the Spartans, Superhero movie, Epic Movie, Scary Movie 3 & 4 total rubbish, how they ever got funding I'll never know! Basically anything with Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson are rubbish. The only spoof movies I like is Scary Movie 1 & 2 and Not another Teen movie ws okay aswell all teh rest are sh!t.

That Harold & Kumar film was so rubbish as well. I only laughed once (when that officer called the chineese guy "Hello Kitty").. so bad.
 
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