I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

Dungeons & Dragons. Jeremy Irons being a silly, camp fantasy-world nasty and a child actress giving the most wooden performance I have ever seen in all of film, TV or theatre. Only when she became famous and lauded a few years later did I find out that it was none other than Thora Birch. I honestly thought she'd been dubbed, her recital of her lines was so limp and stilted.
 
sorry, but IMO WotW is a PHENOMINAL piece or work!!!
a surrelist nightmare if ever there was one .....

i did watch most of it a few nights ago, and could happily watch it every week
 
I thought I would have been controversial with "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" but seems as though everyone else agrees! if I hadn't had my kiRAB with me I'd have walked out before the end.
 
Actually, Ray Winstone said recently that Leonardo DiCaprio was very strong in throwing him across the room while filming. He's obviously grown loaRAB of muscles since Titanic. :D:)
 
It was a bloody nightmare alright.;) Only kidding Jenzie. But I didn't like it though, full of plot holes, that Spielberg 'happily ever after ending', Tom Cruise. Give me the original any day.
 
The title of the thread suggests that you'd have paid to see these movies.

Surely on some level you should expect these films you've mentioned to be gash, and certainly wouldn't pay to see them. Or at least I'd imagine most people wouldn't.
 
OMG Someone who thinks the same as me! I always refer to AI as the film with 2 endings.......it struck me the first time I watched it that Kubrick would probably have ended the film with the underwater sequence but Spielberg being the sugar coated sentimentalist that he is had to provide the happy sappy wish fulfilment ending that he did.

BTW Has anyone mentioned Troy yet? Horrendously and hysterically bad imo.
 
That is one of the worst films I've seen. Probably worse than The Phantom Menace, and that's saying something.



Oh yes, that's a stinker too. The best bit though was guessing the order the throwaway characters would die in, I was right! :D
 
Cloverfield was terrible, such a letdown from the hype. I had to take 5 minute breaks otherwise I would've vommed.

Corpse Bride was awful, I walked out halfway through.

I went to see The Women the other day. It was so full of promise with a great cast, but I have to say, watching it as a man, I think it totally insulted the intelligence of women everywhere. Just awful.
 
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